Two elders from local Churches were standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read:
“The end is near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”
From the curve, they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
One elder turned to the other and asked, “Do you think the sign should just say ‘Bridge Out’?”
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